Go watch Deja Vu.

Today i squeezed a lemon over my salmon and i hit my roommate in the eye....who was at the table eating cereal.

Today i woke up thinking it was Friday.  I walked into the office for an appointment and they told me i was a day early.

I heard this on the radio today:

Newsflash (Radio host 2): A driver of a bus carrying 50 special olympic atheletes was killed when he stopped the bus to check the engine at the rear.  Another bus carrying 70 special olympic atheletes rear ended the first bus, smashing the driver outside to die instantly.

Radio host1: Wait, so the second bus rear ended the first bus?
Radio host 2: Yeah
Radio host 1: So the short bus got shorter?
Radio host 2: Yeah, about mini van size.
Radio host 1: Ha ha...hey good thing they were all wearing hockey helmets.
Radio host 2: Who new the helmets they we're born in would eventually save their lives somewhere down the road?
Radio host 1: Hey good for them


I felt stupid laughing on the driveway in the car with the engine turned off.